up-link data transmission

lp, 33 ⅓ RPM

UK

1996

tracklist

a1. S-scape 00620 - VaKXHiNaTi0Nn

a2. S-scape 00621 - Clockworks

b1. S-scape 00622 - Dance Of The Spheres

b2. S-scape 00623 - Alien Cocoon

b3. S-scape 00624 - Black Sick

Vinyl comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with five accompanying A4 information sheets. Limited to 300.

privileged frames for reference

UK

1996


tracklist

a1. Alien Porno Midgets – High Altitude Over Hawaii

a2. Japanese Industrial Agents – Expectation

a3. Oleg Satichenko – Emissions From Reactor Room 17

a4. Mild Man Jan – Clean

a5. Frequency Band (Ghz) 23.6-24.0 – Alien Conversation

a6. Brioche Kretzaal – End

b1. Jega vs Datathief – Kaya

b2. Sherpa– Expedition

b3. Objective - Crash / Course

b4. Mild Man Jan– Dirty

b5. Jowonio Productions– Venusian Lounge Music

Limited to 500 copies. Vinyl comes in a bubble wrap sleeve in a plastic zip-lock bag with two accompanying A4 information sheets. Promo version comes in a ziplock bag only with five different accompanying A4 sheets. Also track B4 is titled "Mucky" on the promo release, but is the same length and contains the same audio as the regular version. Track B3 reaches a lock groove at about 3:02 into the track. The track continues on the other side of the lock groove.

whine and missing toe

UK

1997

"7

tracklist

a1. V/Vm - Erald Hark Angel

a2. Hell Interface (Boards Of Canada) - Soylent Night

a3. Butcher Claus (V/Vm)– A Sprig Of Holly On The Electric Turbine

b1. Animal (Jansky Noise) – Oil Come All Ye Industrial

b2. Professor Broxburn – Christmas Fractions And Brandy Snaps

mashine component 1

UK

1997

"7 grey

tracklist

a1. 9172-F

a2. 01[]11

b1. POL-27

b2. SDCH1<

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag. Limited to 600. The Machine components were all designed to be intermixable, thus from the components you could create your own machine. Each one is only discernable from the other by the hand written markings on the back of the sleeve.

mashine component 2

UK

1997

"7 grey

tracklist

a1. ZZZzz9

a2. [db70]

b1. ^^..^^

b2. QUhhhX

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag. Limited to 600. The Machine components were all designed to be intermixable, thus from the components you could create your own machine. Each one is only discernable from the other by the hand written markings on the back of the sleeve.

mashine component 3

UK

1997

"7 grey

tracklist

a1. XDF329

a2. LpR--X

b1. *****Q

b2. J-O^^[

Limited edition of 600 copies. Artist name and track titles are not given on the release. Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag. The Machine components were all designed to be intermixable, thus from the components you could create your own machine. Each one is only discernable from the other by the hand written markings on the back of the sleeve and the runout information.

mashine component 4

UK

1997

"7 grey

tracklist

a1. FLe7-B

a2. B-OL8-

a3. (Secret Hidden Component?)

b1. KLW55e

b2. 1.98*v

Limited edition of 600 copies. Artist name and track titles are not given on the release. Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag. The Machine components were all designed to be intermixable, thus from the components you could create your own machine. Each one is only discernable from the other by the hand written markings on the back of the sleeve and the runout information.

mouldy dough **the official v/vm anthem**

UK

1997

"7 white

tracklist

a. Mouldy Dough (The Official V/Vm Anthem For The Millenium)

b. PIGEOn BiTS

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag. Limited to 100 individually named copies. Comes with free feather and pigeon poo, each in a small plastic zip-lock bag

steuea and goodiepal - goodiebag 1dx

UK

1998

"7 white

tracklist

a1. Steuea – Hospital Time (Voks Remix)

a2. Steuea – Body Toaster

b1. Goodiepal - Flexing At Lego

b2. Goodiepal - Vibra 9000

b3. Goodiepal - Goodiebag #1DX vs. Goodiebag #1DX

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert, limited to under 100 copies.

steuea, goodiepal and v/vm - goodiebag 1vu

UK

1998

"7 white

tracklist

a1. Steuea – En Gros

a2. Goodiepal – My Robotic Skills Have Failed

a3. Goodiepal – Everything Has Failed

b1. Goodiepal - Everything Has Failed (V/Vm Remix)

b2. Steuea – En Gros (V/Vm Remix)

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert. Limited to 300 copies.

cv[ev](v/vm) - chart runners

UK

1998

lp

black

tracklist

a1. CV[ev](v/vm) – In Sea Major

a2. CV[ev](v/vm) – ADSF

a3. Leon And Hits(v/vm) - Beef Interlude

a4. Prof. Broxburn – Merry Go Wrong

a5. V/Vm – Hypodermic Medley

a6. Oleg Satichenko – Open Sesame

a7. Dr. Proctor – You Really Should Take Some Covonia

a8. Butcher Claws (v/vm) – A Day Up North

b1. V/Vm – Buckingham Palace

b2. His Eminence Mr. Robin Sparrow – Spot The Birdie

b3. CV[ev] (v/vm), Leon And Hits (v/vm) – Midnight At The Overlook

b4. Marge And Rita – Cha Cha Bra

b5. V/Vm Live At Stockport Town Hall – One Lump Or Two Lumps?

b6. Alien Porno Midgets(v/vm) – We'll Meat Again

b7. V/Vm, Jeff's Glove– Please Use The Rear Exits

Vinyl comes in a bubble wrap sleeve in a plastic zip-lock bag with an accompanying A4 information sheet and 20 page photocopied booklet that had to be ordered via telephone if you got hold of a copy early enough. Limited to 1000 copies. "All tracks manipulated and constructed by CV[ev]. With additional contributions from -----> Leon & Hits :: V/Vm :: Oleg Satichenko :: His Eminence Sir Robin Sparrow with Jeff's Glove :: Bald & Fabulous :: Chart Runners also includes special guest stars...."

turkey

UK

1998

7" green

tracklist

a1. V/Vm – Christmas Turkey Fanfare

a2. Electronic Fly Symphony – Born Of The Meat, From Heaven To Hell * The First Noel

a3. Stock, Hausen & Walkman – Simply

a4. People Like Us – Christmas Show (Edit)

a5. The Stable Featuring The Two Wise Men From Bethlehem – Once In Royal David's Cattle Shed

b1. V/Vm – What's In Our Christmas Stocking?

b2. Broxburn And The Xmas Guards – Please Stop The Butchering

b3. The Eggnog Chorus – Deck The Halls With Mince And Holly

b4. Butcher Claus (v/vm)– Merry Xmas Bastard

b5. The Bouncing Bucephalus Bell Ringers From Brinnington – Christmas Bells Interlude

b6. Stock, Hausen & Walkman With Arfer Daley And Terry Mk (Can S) – 'Er Indoors

b7. V/Vm – Pull Our Christmas Cracker

UK version limited to 500 copies on solid pea-green vinyl. A slightly different version was pressed for the US.

stuffing

UK

1998

7" pink

tracklist

a1. V/Vm – Christmas Stuffing Fanfare

a2. V/Vm – Santa Claws Is Conning Your Town

a3. The Jon Matthy Quartet – The World Is Waiting For Misery And Suffering Forever

a4. The Stranger (v/vm) – In The Bleak Mid-Winter

a5. Leon And Hits Ask» (v/vm) - Who Gobbled Gobleys Wobblers Wobbler ??

a6. The Eggnog Chorus – Dog Ye Rest Gentlemen Merry

b1. Bored In Columbia (v/vm) – Dreaming Of Turkey And Ham

b2. Alien Porno Midgets - Ding-Dong Merrily We're High (Altitude)

b3. Butcher Claus (v/vm) – Come Ride My Slay

b4. Animal (Jansky Noise) – Last Kristmas* You Burst All My Warts,,

b5. Derek Plays Pops – The Gringo Bouncing_Butcher Jingle Balls

US version is on transparent red vinyl and comes with a hand-signed Christmas card. Limited to 150 copies.

goodiepal - demonbag w8n

UK

1999

"7 black

tracklist

a. Untitled

b. Untitled

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with a colour insert. Limited edition of 200 copies.

steuea and goodiepal - goodiebag 1fi

UK

1999

"7 white

tracklist

a1. Goodiepal – El-Drums Comp.

a2. Goodiepal – Snowflake

a3. Goodiepal – Big-Beat-Phone

b1. Steuea – Europaeish (Original Mix)

b2. Steuea – Engros (Remix)

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert.

goodiepal - goodiebag 1jt

UK

1999

"7 white

tracklist

a. Anthony Manning Brikker

b. Death Disco 3000

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert. Compositions based on samples of Anthony Manning and Dane T.S. Hawk.

per høier,goodiepal, mpc 2000, mpc 3000 and steuea - goodiebag g1p

UK

1999

"7 white

tracklist

a1. Steuea – Europaeisch (Including Goodiepal's Overdub)

a2. Per Høier – Acting 42 (Goodiepal's Edit)

b1. MPC 2000 Vs. MPC 3000 – Untitled

b2. Goodiepal – El - Birds

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert. Limited to 100 copies.

pig

UK

1999

"7 pink

tracklist

a. Pigs

b1. Uncle Ernie

b2. Pig

600 copies

the lady in red (is dancing with meat) / all night long (butcher all night)

UK

2000

"7 black

tracklist

a. The Lady In Red (Is Dancing With Meat)

b. All Night Long (Butcher All Night)

Made in England Side A plays at 45 RPM, side B plays at 33 1/3 RPM. Cover credits V/Vm with Chris De Burger (Chris de Burgh) and Loin El Glitchie (Lionel Richie).

v/vm and jansky noise - i'm out of my mind and bacon rind / groovemeat (why does it feel so sick?)

UK

2000

"7 black

tracklist

a. V/Vm - I'm Out Of My Mind And Bacon Rind

b. Jansky Noise - Groovemeat (Why Does It Feel So Sick?)

Plain red center labels. Comes in a ziplock bag.

v/vm with hein o – schwarz-gelb ist borussia

UK

2000

"7 yellow

tracklist

a. Schwarz-Gelb Ist Borussia (Lennart Johansson Remix)

b. Schwarz-Gelb Ist Borussia (Original Version)

A V/VM tribute to the 1997 , UEFA Champions League winners Borussia Dortmund. Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag.

steuea and goodiepal - demonbag 9hi

UK

2000

"7 black

tracklist

a1. Goodiepal – Ghost 2

a2. Goodiepal - The Boatman Song

b1. Steuea – Europaeish (Original Mix)

b2. Steuea – Engros (Remix)

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert. Limited to 250 copies

per høier and goodiepal - demonbag 9nv

UK

2000

"7 black

tracklist

a. Goodiepal – Scale

b1. Per Høier – Nebulae

b2. Goodiepal – Open

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert.

alejandra, underwood and carl bergstrøm - demonbag 9se

UK

2000

"7 black

tracklist

a. Alejandra And Underwood – The Tale Of Pip (Side B)

b. Carl Bergstrøm – Nielsen Cut

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert.

pierre roskovitch and goodiepal - demonbag 9tj

UK

2000

"7 black

tracklist

a. Goodiepal– Ark

b1. Pierre Roskovitch – Pleezd Nictbeets

b2. Goodiepal – Hoda

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert. limited to under 300 copies.

voks and v/vm - demonbag 9xu

UK

2000

"7 black

tracklist

a. Voks – Flanskab

b1. V/Vm – Playing Roulette At 4am In Amsterdam While The Goodie Snores

b2. V/Vm – Goodiepal Wins Olympig Gold

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag with colour insert.

alien porno midgets – high altitude over our little grass shack in kealakekua

UK

2000

"7 yellow

tracklist

a1. High Altitude Over An Eastern Shore

a2. Hula Hula

a3. Blue Hawaii

a4. Tea For Two

b1. Our Little Grass Shack In Kealakekua

b2. Hawaiian Signal Loss

b3. Aloha He

Green labels. Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag.

rock me amadeus - a tribute to falco

UK

2000

2x"7 black

tracklist

a1. V/Vm – Rock Me (H)amadeus (Edgeley Edit)

a2. V/Vm – Vienna Calling ('86 Edit)

b1. Rehberg & Bauer – Ganz Veen

b2. The Notorious P.I.G. (V/Vm) – Sound Of The Pig

c1. Goodiepal and Steuea – 3 X Falco Punishment

c2. Butcher Claws (V/Vm) – Der Kommissar (c)Rap That

d1. Cock E.S.P. and V/Vm – The Kiss Of Kathleen Turner

d2. V/Vm – Coming Home (Jeanny Part Two)

Green labels. Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag.

Vinyl comes in a plastic zip-lock bag. Limited to 800 copies.

A tribute in every sense of the word to the now deceased Austrian singer Falco who most people remember for his worldwide smash hit "Rock Me Amadeus." All musicians on this tribute who remixed Falco were in some way touched by his genius.

kid606 and tigerboy - attitude

UK

2000

"7 white

tracklist

a. Kid606 – Straight Outta Compton (MC DSP Mix)

b. Tigerboy - With Attitude?

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag. Limited to 1,000 copies. Made by V/Vm in the North of England

the v/vm christmas cracker

UK

2000

"7 black

tracklist

a1. Jansky Noise – Do They Know It's Christmas Time?

a2. V/Vm – Last Christmas I Gave You A Heart

b1. V/Vm – Another Cuban Rock'n'Roll Christmas

b2. Butcher Claws(V/Vm) – Thank Pig It's Christmas

Pressed By – GZ Digital Media – AO 25535 Pressed By – GZ Digital Media – AO 25536 Copyright © – VVMCPS Matrix / Runout (Side A): AO 25535/A Matrix / Runout (Side B): AO 25536/A

masters of the absurd

UK

2000

12" purple and black

tracklist

a1. Fanfare For The Common Pig Farmer**

a2. He Ain't Heavy He's My *Butcher/

a3. Milk, Milk Milk, Milk, Milk, Milk, The System Like Bob Rambo//*And Dj Porky That Subliminal Pig--

a4. Last Night A Dj Saved My Tripe===

a5. Time For Reflection// Why?

b1. You Reckon You Understan^d=?

b2. Top Of The Pop-chops*

b3. Careless*Trotter (Tonight The Music Seems So Loud)

b4. Point 6.103 To Zero/ 0.

b5. The Night Has A Thousand Eyes==/

Purple/black splatter vinyl. 1000 copies. Insert accompanying the release states the speed can be 16/33/45/78 rpm or cranked by hand.

sick love vinyl version

UK

2001

lp pink

tracklist

a1. The Best Baby

a2. I Need Lard

a3. Just The Way You Are xx

a4. The Rain

a5. Take My Beef Away

b1. Angels

b2. A Perfect Moment

b3. Two Can Play That Gammon

b4. Words

b5. Together In Electric Drains

hate you

UK

2001

lp black

tracklist

a1. V/Vm – Karl Cocks

a2. Devil Chan – Music Fighter

a3. skkatter – Madonna Is A Filthy Slut

a4. Icon Of Throat – The Bleeding

b1. Ray Parker snr – Ghostbusters

b2. Billy Ray Cyrix – Achy Breaky Hard Drive (Cracked)

b3. Mainpal Inv. – Stomp Naffer

b4. V/Vm – Hate You (Edit)

h>ost- cin

UK

2001

lp

tracklist

a1. Accursed

a2. Cirrostratus Over Norman, Oklahoma 1927

a3. An Eminence 2231ft High

a4. Electronic Flies On Water

a5. Dipping Gently Southward

a6. Massive Hornblended Character With Distinct Traceability

a7. The Clinkers

b1. Dedicated To The Grass

b2. Mria

b3. Tarter Emetic

b4. Higashi Scale

b5. Consistent Prunes At The Speiss Lavender Trail

b6. Crystal Tsetse

b7. The Atmosphere Is Not A Perfume

b8. Mylonite

negative north a stockport opera

UK

2001

"7 black

tracklist

a1. Meatgrowth – Oh No, No Way

a2. Miss Bill Apauling – Same Place, The Same Cafe, The Same Time

b1. Mrs. Attitude – Start Walking

b2. White Sox and Sandals – Feel Your Way (In My Direction)

Comes in a plastic zip-lock bag.

loin-el glitchie with v/vm - v/vm valentine

UK

2001

"7 pink

tracklist

a. Hello, Is It Meat You're Looking For ???

b1. A Million Sick Love Songs

b2. Zoom

A side plays at 45rpm, B side plays at 33rpm. Made possible thanks to VVMCPS and Sick-Love Prductions.

infinity: the vvmcps abolish copyright anthem

UK

2001

"7 black

tracklist

a1. Infinity No-Time For The Guru (V/Vm Goatee Beard Original)

a2. Whose Law (Is It Anyway)? (VVMCPS Anthem)

b1. Whose Law (Is It Anyway)? (Animal Abomination)

b2. Louie Louie (I Gotta Gow Now 00)

Mangled versions of Guru Josh "Infinity". The labels of both sides are plain navy blue without any print.

mainpal inv (goodiepal) and cardiff sinclair - flunk fever

UK

2001

"7 black

tracklist

a. -int.msc.service

b. 2xflunkfever

Limited edition release pressed on black vinyl with blank red labels, limited to 200 copys.

a special night in luckies bar

UK

2001

"7 red and black

tracklist

a1. a special^night in LUckies bar

a2. under the viADuct-3am/finish-

b1. volts disCOwtech/

b2. rumble on mersey SQUAre north....

Comes in a wrap around card sleeve and a Polythene inner sleeve. All contained in zip lock resealable poly-bag.

sick love will tear us apart

UK

2001

"7 purple and black

tracklist

a. Sick Love Will Tear Us Apart (21st Anniversary Mix)

b. Sick Love Has Torn Me Apart (I Blame Tony Wilson)

Recorded outside Strawberry Studios, Stockport. Manufactured and Produced by V/Vm. Made in Manchester, Northern England. Copyright - VVMCPS. 21st anniversary remix of Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division.

snooker loopy

UK

2001

"7 blue (seen here), pink, brown, yellow, white, black, green and red

tracklist

a1. Snooker Loopy (Bill Werbeniuk's 147 Pints Mix)

a2. BBC Snooker (Crucible Theme)

b1. The Romford Rap (Hareward The Wake Mix)

b2. Snooker Loopy (Original Mix)

b3. Hurricane Hoggins Wins, 1982---*

Pressed in all snooker ball colours (White, Red, Yellow, Green, Brown, Blue, Pink, Black) in editions of 147 copies.

jansky noise - the cuckoo

UK

2001

12" green and black

tracklist

a1. Hats OFF 2 The HaTTers

a2. Flop it on my M>etal DriLL

a3. I dream of Jeanie with a parrot in her hair

a4. Unknown Crow MiMics a CorMoR(e)ant and gets DRowned

a5. -WAKE UP+----(I want to forget), but I always think of it (The Dance Of the Innovator)

b1. DiE Quicker *By the Will of Cue, Brick or Hammer

b2. Crazy with LOVE - ALLEBASI Timbrella

b3. Swashbuckle GLOG---- op

b4. Roaming in the gloaming with SCOTTISH pie by my side

b5. Rapid Racing *Aerial Artery

b6. Graceful Flapjack

b7. -end -:[]

There is no gap inbetween tracks B5 and B6. Track B7 is not an actual track, though it is listed on the insert.

noise/girl - discopathology

UK

2001

"12 orange and black

tracklist

a1. Discopathology

a2. Alice In Boogie Wonderland

b1. Honeyfunk

b2. Do You Remember Love?

2 a4 inserts included

v/vm - butchered classics for todays dancefloor

UK

2002

"7 red

tracklist

a1. I Wasn't Born In The U.S.A. (But Some People Were)

a2. Running Just As Fast As We Can (Holding On To One Anothers Hands)

b. Everytime You Go Away (You Take A Piece Of Meat With You)

Another butchered classic by V/Vm. Produced by BRUCE PIGSPLEEN. Recorded down on the Farm. In association with VVMCPS. Released on V/Vm Test Records. "Everytime You Go Away" is taken from the forthcoming CD/LP "Sick-Love will conquer all" "THIS RELEASE IS NOT A BOOTLEG" Made In Northern England.